Here's the script of this morning's Aaron and Sammy joke:
SAMMY
Why did the chicken cross the train tracks without looking both ways?
AARON
(Without hesitation) Because he was too busy thinking about hair.
SAMMY
You got it!
DAD
(Looks dumbfounded)
MOM & DAD
(Mom starts laughing and Dad joins in)
AARON
Actually I meant to say feathers. Because he was too busy thinking about buying some feathers.
Now perhaps you're all wondering like I am how Aaron could have known that answer?!?!
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